19.4.07

those air fresheners



so, my mom bought a two pack of "pumpkin spice" flavored (yes, flavored, i'll get into that) air fresheners. so, i strapped one into my backpack ant went to school. while i waited in the library for school to start (still waiting, by the the way, some kids have to take the Washington Assessment of Student Learning or WASL) i pulled the bag off, and nearly everyone died. it was overpoweringly strong(thus the "flavored"). so, we concocted a plan to rob a store.

1 just buy 30 or forty trees, take of the bags, put them into a large plastic zip-lock style bag, and walk into a store.
2 put on gas mask.
3 pull out all of the air fresheners, and break them in half, and through like they are grenades.
4 when every one goes unconscious, loot the store.

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