that door

it has bean a little while since i last posted. here is a short (and bad) piece. i might make it better some time.

Have you seen that door down the hall?
No?
Well then, you had better go and see it.
You don’t know how?
Well it’s simple, just get up from your computer where you have planted your back side and stride out your front door. Once there walk 17 steps out until you reach your mailbox. You might need to take shorter or longer steps depending on the distance. For those whose mailbox is a while away, you may need to drive your car to get there. Once you have reached your mailbox, turn left and go that way for a block. Then turn due south and walk until you find a cheep motel. Walk inside of the motel. Buy a room and go into it. Look around for a while and deposit any bags you may have brought with you. Then go into the hall, turn right and go to the door down the hall.

I’ll wait for you.


Ok, now that you are here, you’ll want to open the door.
What’s that? It locked?
Well then, it is a simple matter of getting the key out from under the doormat.
It’s not there you say?
Well you will have to demonstrate your proficiency as a lockpick.
Once on the other side of the door, make sure you have locked it behind you. Continue forward amongst all of the pipes and laundry baskets until you reach a small garden. Somewhere to your left will be the entrance to a hedge maze, which you will have to navigate it in order to get to the center. You will now be in front of a small cherubic statute. Touch its nose to open a portal. Boldly step inside to access your treasure.

You are now rich beyond your imaginations, as you have discovered the lair of tralb, the dragon.