Aki Inoue bravely goes to the land of the meat-beings.

It was 5:40 in the morning, and Shoda Flempkensop had bean awake since 6:00 the previous day. He was having hardest time downloading a copy of Revenge of the Mutant Camels for his Macintosh. He sighed.
“you just can’t get quality games anymore” he whispered to the cat sitting on the couch.
The cat yawned an stretched, then got up and went somewhere else. Shoda paid her little interest. Though this was a great mistake, had shoda followed the cat, he would have discovered a great many things, some of which may help him in the near future. But he did not. Fortunately, we do.

As our heroine of this story, aki inoue, leapt onto the windowsill, and slipped out of a crack in the masonry. She traveled behind the dumpsters, and found a small portal. She entered. She walked out the other side. This new world was full of strange and wonderful things, otherworldly things, cube-ish things and spherical things and mostly purple things. Aki did not like this strange new world. It made her hair stand on end and was rather unnerving. So he sat still and chewed on a piece of reed that she had brought with her. After a while, a rather meaty thing slithered over to her. It spoke. It spoke gibberish. It tried writing. Fortunately for aki, and fortunately for the meat-being, she could interpret such a glagolitic script. She then wrote on the ground before her, and the meat-being understood. And they conversed thusly for many hours, and their writings covered all the ground, many of the walls, and some of the air around the portal. The meat-being slithered away, and Aki sidled back through the portal, out from behind the dumpster, back into the house through the crack in the masonry, and sat on the now asleep Shoda’s lap, knowing that she had saved the world from another disaster.