cranes

much lick rouge onion of prefect-grammer , i am making 1000 cranes. i hope to 1) become realy good at making cranes thus 2) increasing my almost non existant oragomi skills. 3) i can have 1000 cranes and thus 4) brag that i made 1000 cranes. and maybe, just maybe 5) i will learn something about myself in all of the monotany.

in other news, It recently occurred to my that my name (ja’son) is pathetically under-represntative of me. So I (in conjuction with others. They will be credited when due) named myself this one. I am going to try and change my name to this officially.

His magnificently whimsicle newfangled autostereogram, ja’son marrowfat pharmacophore the marsupialized murid eating palmiped, high lord chairmen of wibbly strudel in the misty river, grand high master pope of the nova-condenseian order.

Vocabulary and significance (in that order. Defanitions are from the Oxford English dictionary):

Magnificently-- In a splendid or stately manner. Because I am.

Whimsical-- Of persons, their actions, thoughts, etc.: Full of, subject to, or characterized by a whim or whims; actuated by or depending upon whim or caprice. Also a good adjective to describe me.

Autostereogram-- A flat picture or pattern (in later use, esp. computer-generated) which can be perceived by optical illusion as a three-dimensional image when the viewer focuses in front of or behind the viewing plane. Because this name is in two special dimensions, and I am in three special dimensions.

Marrowfat-- A substance like tallow prepared by boiling down bone marrow. Because it is what you get when you submerge me in a vat of boiling water. I know from experience.

Pharmacophore-- The part of a molecule that is responsible for its characteristic pharmacological activity; a pharmacologically active group. To quote Salvador dali “I don’t do drugs, I am drugs”

Marsupialized—to convert an abscess into a pouch by adding a permanent wide opening to the exterior.

Murid—pertaining to rats

Palmiped—webed footed

Wibbly—wobbly. That’s how my mind is.

Nova-condensian—of or pertaining to nova condense.

Breakdown:
His magnificently whimsicle newfangled autostereogram—a honorific that goes before my name. it significance should be obiouse to even the most intellectually challenged reader.

ja’son—frist name.

marrowfat pharmacophore the marsupialized murid eating palmiped—last name

high lord chairmen of wibbly strudel in the misty river—tittle a story of how I earned this will follow.

grand high master pope of the nova-condensian order—tittle. Given to me by Jeremy of jeremy’s podcast .